just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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