i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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