have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
birth control should be required to get into college
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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