You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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