I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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