Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i think i have two assholes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize