is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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