If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?