I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old