I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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