His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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