I cut my penus on the lid.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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