It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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