is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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