Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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