Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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