I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
