u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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