Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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