Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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