so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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