Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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