i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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