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come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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