can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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