so that wasnt chicken after all
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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