what if I'm pregnant?
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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