i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.