So how was he last night?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man