On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Never joke about your clitoris.
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