Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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