I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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