its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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