I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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