oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Green mimosas i think yes
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The air taste purple.
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