Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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