My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
this just has baby written all over it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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