4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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