I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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