Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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