If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
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when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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