my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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