We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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