Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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