Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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