So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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