...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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