Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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