Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I pour the whiskey from now on
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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