I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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