fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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