Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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