her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
COCAINE IS GR8
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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