yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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