I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You can't motorboat a personality
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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