Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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