walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
there is glitter all over my balls
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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