i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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